Basements are usually the scariest room to me, but my ex and I lived in a duplex a historic district for a year and the upstairs bedrooms were way scarier and foreboding than the unfinished cement basement in that house. Warm air is supposed to rise, right? Lol, not in that house. I would've rather spent all day in… » 10/28/14 1:39pm Tuesday 1:39pm

I was a black cat because I didn't feel like coming up with a crazy costume to destroy while bartending/working/whatever. I have big black furry leg warmers and I wore a leather mini-skirt and that keyhole turtleneck, kitty ears, and a tail. » 10/28/14 10:25am Tuesday 10:25am

I only have one serious superstition and it is from Bridget Jones. If you're going on a date and you're hoping that you're going to get laid if you wear cute panties and actually do more than a haphazard job at shaving your legs you're totally not going to get laid. However, if you're running late and you have a… » 10/09/14 11:32am 10/09/14 11:32am